Title: A Week in the Life of Night Class Members
Disclaimer: This contains arbitrary stuff such as: twisted personality, mind filled with pocky sticks, cameo appearances of Katekyo Hitman Reborn character, EXTREME OOC-ness, and etcetera. xD AND I DO NOT OWN VAMPIRE KNIGHT. If I did, I'd screw up the entire story. :D
Genre: Comedy, though I'm sorry if it's terrible. It's not my forte anyway... >.>;;
Summary:
Note: Instead of making this a full chapter of "Insights" itself, I combined all the random ideas in my head. xDD BE HAPPY, OKAY?! :D
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{Sunday; Insights}
"Sometimes I wish I can read their minds..."
"Huh?"
"... I want to read minds," she repeated, hesitating to go out in case a whole horde of guys was waiting for her outside. She rubbed her hand on the back of her neck, reaching for the doorknob.
As usual, girls and guys alike waited at the entrance of the Moon Dormitory. Kazue made a concerted effort to ignore the noises of merry-making coming from around her; and like always, Aidou's enjoying all the attention he's getting. Kazue, being the reserved person she was, closed her eyes while walking to prevent seeing all the people she dreads... Until...
"Kazue!" Manami warned. "Look out--"
A little too late. She had trip over the trampled prefect -- Yuuki; and hit her head against a rock lying PERFECTLY at the place she fell.
"Owww..." She clutched her head, groaning in pain as Manami tended to her wound. '... That's gonna leave a scar...'
"... It's going to leave a scar?" Kazue whined. She nodded in response.
'... The bleeding's going from bad to worse...' She arched an eyebrow. Surely she didn't hear Shiki talk... Not to mention his lips didn't even quiver. Kazue held her head before clambering back to her feet.
'Hmm, hmm, hmm~! Let's talk about the important dream; embrace your trembling heart~ That moment you had been always longing for; you can't catch it easily~ However, are you fully prepared yet? Let's go! And we will carve a new story forever~ Run off and dive~ Show me~ Fry the skai-iiii!!!!! Wait, it's Fly the skai-aiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' {KAIN is singing this, FYI.}
Okay, now she's convinced she can read minds.
'Lalala~ I can fry~ You can fry~ FRY THE S--'
"Okay, Kain!!! ENOUGH!!!" Aidou looked at her weirdly. 'She must've hit her head... HARD.'
"Hey! My head's perfectly all right, Aidou Hanabusa!" He looked away, mumbling an apology.
'Poor thing...'
"Huh...? I didn't know you cared, Shiki." He blinked and folded his arms. '... She can read minds...?'
"I can?"
"Can what?" Manami asked, looking at her suspiciously.
"... Nothing..."
'Shit! She can read minds! Oh fine then... I've always wanted to ride a pony, oh, kufufufu.. I lovvveee Mukuro from Reborn! Oh dear, I'm not gay, am I?! Oh no! I mustn't corrupt Shiki's mind! I mean... His body's only-- SHIT!!! SHE CAN HEAR THIS TOO!!! OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO!!!'
She stared at Shiki, wide-eye. She couldn't believe him at all. Outside, he's all calm and composed. But beneath that facade...
'... I can't believe this guy...'
'Shit! She must've seen through this charade! ARGH!!! So for much taking over-- WAIT! Maybe she doesn't know my real agenda! Hm... OH NO! That's even worse! Maybe there're leaves stuck on my hair! Or, or... AHHH!!! THE POSIBILITY IS TOO MUCH!!! NO!!! I must go see my own refle--'
"AHH!! STOP IT, SHIKI!" She complained, covering her ears, hoping that it would help.
"Ne, ne, Kazue," Manami called, "can you read minds?" She pointed at Kain; Kazue nodded.
"He's singing Dive to World. And he sang "fly" as "fry". Oh, and he has terrible pitching--"
Kain gasped, running off.
"Uhh," Aidou paused, "I'll go after him." 'He must be having PMS...'
"Gah!!! I don't want to know!"
~*~
{Monday; The Thing About Sushi & Snacks}
"How many times must I tell you? CHIKARA IS NOT HERE AND I MEAN THAT SPIRITUALLY!!!"
Aidou and Zero blinked in unison. The blink being the universal language for 'huh'? This girl was of the purebloods in the campus, but she might as well have been talking Greek for all the comprehension registered on the vampires' faces. 'Spiritually' had five syllables for heaven's sake.
"Fiinnee... She just went for sushi with Senri and Kazue."
"And play gooseberry?"
"Wait, sushi?" said Aidou. "That's raw fish! Have you ever had that, Zero?"
"..."
"Weelll..." He continued, "I bought some in the supermarket once... And I threw it in the deep-fat fryer for ten minutes... Not bad."
"Aidou..." Manami whispered; he was completely in his own world.
"Sushi..." he mumbled, "it tastes good with pocky."
"Aidou, I--"
"Hmm... Pocky tastes nice with YanYan too..." [I was going to put Hello Panda, but that'd be too scary. XD]
"AIDOU HANABUSA!!!"
He immediately snapped out of it.
"Y-Yes?"
"Hello???" She bended over him. [He's sitting on the couch.] "Are you dumb or something? You're NOT supposed to deep-fry sushi!"
The door flung open, revealing Kazue, Senri, and Chikara.
"What did I miss?"
~*~
{Tuesday; The Use for Flourescent Lights?}
It was a bright and sunny day - not that you would know it because there weren't any windows in the room because of Aidou's paranoia. Then again, that didn't matter either because of the flourescent lights surrounding the insomniactic vampire's dark, shiny, bright, open-spaced, corner were bright enough to make the reflection off the gleam of the magazine reduce him to a pile of ashes!
Ugh, and what happened to the sky? Last time he checked, it was still purple. Why is it black and white? Oh shit, not the sun. Argh, his eyes. Ack, color! And contrast! Unfocused vision! Splitting headache! Exclamation marks! Oh, the pain!
"GGAAHH!! ICHIJOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!" Aidou screamed, flailing his arms frantically.
"You need not be so loud, you know! I was just trying to wake you up!"
"WAKE ME UP?!?!? WITH THE FLOURESCENT LIGHT?!?!? ARE YOU TRYING TO TURN ME INTO DUST PARTICLES?!" He pressed the flourescent light stand against his cheek, tears flowing down dramatically.
"Oh how I wish I could turn into dust particles!"
"DO YOU NEED MY HELP?!??!"
~*~
{Wednesday; Cappuccino is Best Served With Patience}
Cappuccino is best served with patience.
Zero nearly spit out all of his coffee onto Chikara when he took a drink. It was hot, definitely; and it burned his poor tongue!
"In case you didn't notice, it's hot." She stated, matter-of-factly. "You need to wait."
"I know, but I just can't wait," Zero answered, attempting to take another drink.
The worse part?
He took a whole mouthful.
"ZEEERRROOOO KIRRYYUUUU!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU SPIT THE ENTIRE CAPPUCCINO ON ME!!!" Manami. And of course, this wasn't good, oh, no! Stomping towards Chikara, she took her cup of cappuccino, spilling it over Zero.
"... Ack..." Was all he said. Surprisingly, not even a "OUCH!" or "THIS IS SCALDING ME!" came out from him.
Why so?
Because cappuccino is best served with patience.
~*~
{Thursday; All I Want for Christmas}
Dear Mr. Claus,
Alright, here's the deal. I think that, being an aristocrat and all, I'm entitled to a few little gifts of my choosing around the holidays. Don't try to cop the same thing you did last year. This time, no socks. No marbles. I don't want any more candy either.
This means no crappy candy canes stuffed into my stocking.
And you'd better deliver this time, not like when I was seven and you crushed all my hopes and dreams... All I wanted was my own bicycle! Just that! The whiny little kid next door got one so why didn't I? No, you gave me a sweater! A SWEATER!
Who the hell gives a kid a sweater for Christmas? It wasn't even my size you fat bast-
I'm off subject here. What I’m trying to say is that all I want for Christmas is:-
-WORLD DOMINATION.
-COMPLETE AND UTTER CONTROL OVER EVERY HUMAN MIND.
-A PRISTINE PERFECT UTOPIA TO BE RULED BY YOURS TRULY.
... And a bicycle. Make sure it's a red one.
Answer all my demands by December 25th of this year and I will spare your life.
Yours truly,
Akatsuki Kain
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Dear Santa,
Don't think I don’t know what you're up to.
This is all some elaborate trap, isn't it? Using gift giving as excuse for evil... It's appalling. You're actually using this as a decoy to try and find our real identities.
I'm on to you.
Your evil plan shall be thwarted. I am justice! Rest assured, you and your pseudo god shall be punished! You will not fool me with your false hopes of candy and sugar plums...
And sugar cookies left out by the fireplace...
On top of plotting my death, you want to steal my cookies as well? You sick freak.
No matter what they all say, I will not to be swayed by your sleigh of LIES.
LIES, I TELL YOU! LIIIEESSS!!!!
So just know that if you try and slide down my chimney this year, there will be four vampy squadrons and a full tank of knockout gas waiting for you.
Sincerely,
Kaname Kuran
P.S- Seeing that there is a thirty percent chance of you dying, we're holding a blood banquet in the honor of you.
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Dear Santa Claus,
I still haven’t gotten those fetish pictures of Kaname-sama that I asked for last year. Pay up!
-Souen Ruka
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To Santa Claus!
My Christmas list is as follows:
1. Four sets of Star Wars Battle Front Legos. :D
2. Eighteen puzzles featuring pictures of scenic Norwegian territory, each with at least 10,000 pieces!
3. A new pair of Batman walkie talkies to replace the ones I broke last April... DX
4. The newest model of Malibu Barbie... For purely research purposes. >.>;;
5. Two boxes of Lincoln Logs!
6. A My Little Pony Play-N-Carry Skywishes doll... It's for a friend...
7. A train set with at least 500 feet of track space. Throw in lots of filling stations, too!
8. POCKY STICKS!!! 8DDD Preferably all the flavour the entire world has.
9. YanYan!!! The one where you dip sticks inside vanilla cream... =DDD
10. Last but not least, I want Hello Panda!!! 8DDDD
-Hanabusa Aidou
YES, I AM FULLY AWARE THAT THERE IS NO FRIDAY AND SATURDAY BECAUSE I AM LAZY TO THINK OF MOAR STUFF. :DDD Deal with it.